No, I didn't eat anybody, but I did give my mom a haircut today that isn't what I would call "elegant". She's really frustrated with all of the hair people around here, who can't seem to cut in a straight line. Her hair was getting in her eyes and driving her nuts, so I offered to trade haircuts (I needed about 3" whacked off, which I can't do myself due to the length).
Since I cut Gordon's hair all the time, I figured to could do all right. Thing is, he has this thick, wavy/curly hair that is pretty easy to chop into shape. My mom's is straight as a pin. Well, at least her hair is out of her eyes now, but she kind of looks like Joan of Arc.